TrumpScript auf allen amerikanische Devices!

Eine neue Programmiersprache die hoffentlich 2016 nicht gewinnt: TrumpScript. Die Features sind jedoch grandios:

No floating point numbers, only integers. America never does anything halfway.

All numbers must be strictly greater than 1 million. The small stuff is inconsequential to us.

There are no import statements allowed. All code has to be home-grown and American made.

Instead of True and False, we have fact and lie.

Error messages are mostly quotes directly taken from Trump himself.

All programs must end with America is great.

The language is completely case insensitive.

If the running computer is from China or Mexico, TrumpScript will not compile. We don’t want them stealing our American technological secrets.

trumpscript

Das Executable ist natürlich immer TRUMP.

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